8/9/12

touristy

Dear Ladies who are in the middle age and decide for vacation they're loosen up and wear capri pants (usually the wrong length) with white sneakers:

Please, PLEASE, make it stop.
I know you're on vacation- you know how? Because you're wearing the middle aged lady vacation outfit- more casual then slacks, but less revealing then shorts. Shoes that show you're willing to walk places.
Here's the truth- this situation makes you look heavier, older and less likely to do anything really fun or interesting while you're here.
Let's either brave the shorts, or go for a long skirt, shall we? break out of the mold ladies- Prove you're not a victim to societies judgements. Allow your legs to look their normal length and size. be Brave.


8/1/12

Snarks a lot

Dear Lady telemarketer who was super snarky with me after I listened and then declined the  offer politely and civilly:

You suck. You make it so everyone hates people in your industry. Now, I'm going to be totally rude to the next person I mistakenly answer the phone for. I will now laugh loudly and hang up on them mid-sentence. You have done this to whoever that person is with your rudeness and inability to just accept your verbal fate after my declining your offer 5 times.

Way to go ass hat.