tow

Dear Dude driving the tow truck through 2 very definitively red lights:

This is NOT how to get more business. Trust me.

jerk

Dear Dude who decided he was entirely the wrong lane and merged over 2 lanes in a 100 ft distance, in the rain, in bad traffic:

Jerk.

shaggy

Dear Dude I drove past who is clearly growing out his insanely curly hair:

You've hit the awkward Muppet-y stage. Hang in there.... it has the slight chance of getting better eventually.