bat-hybrid

Dear whomever was driving thru Burbank in this car:

I think i know your secret
You're totally Batman
And you're concerned with the environment.

I approve both of these things.
Continue on about your business.

gassy

Dear Lady walking a basset hound AND a bulldog in the sunrise hours:

I can not even imagine the amount of snorting, drooling, farting, snoring, and laying around that is done at your house.... it must be like a cartoon in there.

kia

Dear 2 Hassidic jew dudes stuffed into a Kia Soul:

For some reason this is NOT the car I pictured for you..... It just seems undignified somehow.....

jaywalking

Dear Dude who is jaywalking, but took the time to wave me along, giving me permission to drive past him.... legally....:

Yeah, thanks, I got it.
But thanks for helping me to do what i was going to do anyway....