4/23/12

choices

Dear Dude driving the BRIGHT orange Porsche Carrera:

Seriously?
A classy car like that and you decided to go Crayola with it?

Ugh.


Nat Geo

Dear Ladies of a certain age in the gym locker room:

I know that by the time you get to an age where the Boobs start to become Nat Geo like in their location and swing that you are also at an age where you don't give a shit about walking around naked in the locker room for extended periods of time. The things is, there are those of us that are still in denial as to what time will do to us eventually. You walking around for 15 minutes straight, naked, and pendulous is a reality check.... I don't need that. I'm already at the gym fighting genetics and time. Can't you help a sister out and just towel it up and let me believe that I MIGHT win this fight??

Please?