heartbreak

Dear 4 legged Dude who made my life so much more entertaining and worthwhile for the past (almost) 9 years:

nothing will be the same without you

my heart is broken

wind

Dear Dude/ Lady who decided that in the most recent Pepto commercial the 'competition' anti-acid should be called "wind jammers":

Brilliant

picker

Dear Older Dude in the convertible Benz behind me in traffic this morning, who I watched, via my rear view mirror, really go digging for gold up his nose, then proceed to immediately put that same finger in his mouth- yes, he picked it and licked it:

Thank you for reminding me that there is no end to the hilarity provided by total strangers in life.

(if you look really closely in this picture, I think he's going for round 2)

chivas

Dear Mini Chivas Dude at the soccer game (in the lower left of the picture):

Watching you evolve from a very quiet observer in the first half, to a sugar high crazy person (post soda and churro) in the second half made this the best game ever

gold

Dear Dude wearing the gold embroidered skinny jeans:

I'm pretty sure those are lady pants....

lanes

Dear Lady in the Mercedes who straddled two lanes, drifted out of her lane totally, then proceeded to drive 25 mph in a 40 mph zone:

I hate you

mixed needs

Dear Dude who thought that mixing the retail of Soccer apparel and service of tattoo art into one convenient location was a guaranteed money maker:

No.

Just, No.

For so many reasons

vote

Dear Dude/ Judge who told a room full of Jury Service candidates that our votes didn't count in the last Presidential election ("but they do count here!"):

Way to ruin years of PR getting people to vote in one sentence.

drift

Dear the 7 cars who either drifted over the white in to my lane, or turned right from the left lane directly in front of me in a 24 hr period:

Suck it A-holes.

memories

Dear Dude with the "In Loving memory..." sticker in his rear car window:

What happens when you get a new car?

dark knight

Dear Batman:

Thank you for taking the bus to work yesterday. It made my day to see you acting "green" by using public transpo. You really are a hero.

hills

Dear Lady behind me ordering lunch, who said in a PERFECT "The Hills" accent- "eeeewwww, what a tool shed, ohmigawd":

You are a grown ass woman.

Don't make me slap you.

'chops

Dear Dude with the straggly muttonchops and full goatee- just 2 thin strips of skin away from a full beard:

Effort wise- wouldn't it be easier to just let it all grow in? 'Cause Viewing wise- this is kinda nasty.

jump

Dear Dude/ Lady who made it so there are episodes of 21 Jumpstreet on HULU:

You rock.

Seriously, you and little baby Johnny Depp have made my day.

yellow

Dear Dude desperately recreating Nicky Sixx's look for himself:

The battered bright yellow Sentra is kinda killing the effect.

slogan

Dear Dude/ Lady who wrote this slogan for a car dealership - AS much selection AS you could want:

I don't think that's THE emphasis you were going FOR.

You might want to rework that.

stinky

Dear Lady who spent a lunch hour working with a trainer at the gym, and then changed back into work clothes and went back to the office without showering:

Ew.

That's just rude.