3/28/12

harumph

Dear Lady in the locker room shower area at the gym:

Whatever you did must have been WAY too hard for you, since it seems like every time you move ANY part of your body you need to breathe heavily with a slight groan. I'm just in here trying to be presentable to go back to work, but you sound like just the act of walking is SOOO HARD. Maybe we should tone down the workout? Orrrr.... more likely, kick it up a notch, as walking should not be this labored.


3/7/12

choices

Dear Dude driving the BRIGHT orange Porsche Carrera:

Seriously?
A classy car like that and you decided to go Crayola with it?

Ugh.