pride

Dear Proud Parent:

Best

Bumper Sticker

EVER

traffic

Dear everyone participating in Friday traffic jam throughout Hollywood:

Last minute lane changes and using blinkers for one direction, then going the other makes you a bunch of ass hats. As a group. All of you.

skinny

Dear Lady who has an enviable, and probably, negative level of body fat (we'll call her skinny bitch) who was running towards me on teh bike path this morning:

Your running form is such a disaster, you honestly made me feel like a strong and gorgeous woman. Skinny ain't strong, and I'll take being strong any day. So, thanks for your flailing legs and chicken wing arm position- They made my morning.

underwear

Dear Dude pushing his shopping cart house up a main Blvd in Hollywood in his underwear:

You look like you're working pretty hard, getting warm and it is pretty warm outside today, so I'm not gonna judge the lack of pants. I do wonder why you still have a jacket on though.

excess

Dear Dude who is long gone from the elevator by the time I got on it:

If I can smell that much cologne on the elevator and you're gone, then you are probably killing people slowly when you're actually around them.

New year, new dosage- try like 4 less sprays to start.