6/22/11

overdue


Dear Dude driving the out of state Mazda:


You REALLY might want to check your registration... it seems just a smidge overdue.... Like 8 year or so.

How the hell have you been getting away with that one for so long?

6/20/11

smoke

Dear Lady rollerblading on the bike path at 6:45am:

Full on Smokey eye make up?
Really?
You got up extra early to do that before you went out to exercise?
There was NO better way to spend your time in the predawn hours?
like sleeping, or eating, or ANYTHING else....
You make me hate my own gender, just a little.