12/10/10

grammar


Dear Dude who decided to put this sign on the back of his truck:

( it reads: MONKEY'S
With There Monkey Business May Follow)

Do you have something against proof reading? Does it offend you in some way?
'Cause you really needed to do it before you committed to this.

Really.


12/5/10

clips.... again

Dear Lady running her little heart out on the bike path, while still going slower then most people can walk, with FOUR hair clips in her hair, in a line down the center of her head, none of which were actually holding any of her hair back:

I admire your tenacity with the running, but we may want to take another look on how to use those hair clips, cause something seems..... off.


clips

Dear older Dude standing on the corner of the street and the bike path (which is HEAVILY trafficked by walkers/ runners/riders on a given weekend morning) while clipping his finger nails:

I .... just don't.... understand.....
Is your bathroom the only unsuitable bathroom for nail clipping on the planet?