I started this as a way to vent- and it seems other people appreciated it, so now I am formalizing my letters to some of the unloved in the world. They must be unloved or someone else would have told them this stuff already.
8/25/09
walk
Dear Lady doing the afterwork walk "Working Girl" style in professional wear and sneakers:
The thing you're holding- That's a dog. It's probably the reason your out here walking. You can go ahead and put it down. They're made to do this stuff. It'll be ok.
seriously. I saw a lady outside of SAG with a BEAGLE in a purse. a beagle. they are supposed to stupidly run without stopping howling their lungs off, not be your purse pal.
seriously. I saw a lady outside of SAG with a BEAGLE in a purse. a beagle. they are supposed to stupidly run without stopping howling their lungs off, not be your purse pal.
ReplyDeleteAgreed- that is taking it a bit far, even for LA.
ReplyDeleteIf that beagle was smart, he'd poo right in that bag and forevermore be allowed to walk free.