I started this as a way to vent- and it seems other people appreciated it, so now I am formalizing my letters to some of the unloved in the world. They must be unloved or someone else would have told them this stuff already.
8/14/09
hair
Dear Chicky (too young for lady) with hair grown long enough to hit the backs of your knees- about 10 inches longer then your skirt:
The Crystal Gayle look went out about 15 years before you were born- get a trim.
Damn Amy I told you I was cutrting it...
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