I started this as a way to vent- and it seems other people appreciated it, so now I am formalizing my letters to some of the unloved in the world. They must be unloved or someone else would have told them this stuff already.
8/20/09
tail
Dear older Dude with the (embellished/decorated) rat tail that's grown so long it was hitting the fold of your elbow:
Although I admire the tenacity it must have taken to grow that thing for like 20 years, I still want to grab it and hack it off with a rusty knife.
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