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Dear 2 Dudes playing a game of catch in the street I use as a bypass on my way home:

Several things are wrong here-

1- you are 20ft away from a really major, heavily trafficked road

2- you're both in flip flops

3- you are both REALLY bad at throwing a football

4- when the throw went awry, you actually CHASED it down into traffic

5- you're both in your late 20s.

So I really need to add this all up for you?

'Cause I'm not gonna. You're on your own.