I started this as a way to vent- and it seems other people appreciated it, so now I am formalizing my letters to some of the unloved in the world. They must be unloved or someone else would have told them this stuff already.
9/3/10
free range
Dear Lady in the brand new Jaguar, who had not 1, not 2, BUT 3 chihuahuas running loose in her car, one of which was sitting directly in her lap between her and the steering wheel, looking up at her adoringly:
This is a bad idea on so many levels, I just don't even know where to start.
I know where it ends though- your dogs flying through the air every time you stop short.
Flying Chihuahuas is not where evolution wants us to go.
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