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Dear Skinny Bitch* in the gym who looked at my running clothes with disdain as I stepped onto the treadmill, prepped for my speed intervals: (yes the clothes include unforgiving spandex shorts- they making running with correct body position easier. Honestly)

Look, I know I have some lumpy jiggly bits, and a sizable booty - but no amount of running, eating well and being perfect would ever get rid of it all- it's how I'm built. These things do not prevent me from being able to run for long distances, or quickly. This is why your patronizing offer of "very impressive! You did great!" after my workout was not appreciated. The tone was a little TOO surprised by what I had done.

I will thank you for making me mad though. Anger is good motivation.

And At least I broke a sweat with my workout, your speed walk isn't even mussing your hair. Wuss.

*you can be skinny and not a bitch- i know quite a few of those- but this chick was definitely both.