handsy

Dear Dude using the Mulholland overlook as a public display area for rubbing his female companion's mid section with his eyes closed, while cars are trying to actually get home from work, without their eyes being scorched from landing on this display and wanting to pretend it never happened (the couple was less then attractive, and she was not pregnant, making the belly rub all the more bizarre):

STOP! I beg you, stop!

for many reasons- most importantly, that is not something you do out on the side of the road.