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Dear Homeless Dude, peeing on the sidewalk on Highland on my way to work this morning:

I appreciate you don't really have a bathroom to use, and how hard that must be, but could you at least turn and use the side of the building to disguise what you are doing instead of just stopping where you are and whipping it out? I mean, it's kinda funny and all, but probably not the smartest thing in the world.