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Dear Lady in the stacked tennis shoes out front of the florist on my route to work:

Just the act of wearing sneaker like shoes does not mean you, or your legs, are in good enough shape to be wear cheek length running shorts.

In fact, those shoes have 2 inch stacked soles (and are NOT the special butt toning kind, I checked) that make it virtually impossible to do anything that would elevate the heart rate to fat burning levels.

Please, do yourself a kindness and get some different shorts. And some actual exercise. The entire world will appreciate it.