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Dear Lady to the left of me, and Dude to the right, on the ellipticals at the gym this afternoon:

Singing along to your iPod is not something we do in public, especially not to match the volume we hear thru the ear buds (LOUD) and not if our singing voices are really truly terrible. The reason we don't do this if because it is really troublesome to those around us. Because there are more people on the world, and in this room, then one.

And by "we" in the above statement, I mean YOU. Both of you. Seriously.

You're both terrible singers listening to terrible music.

Shut.

Up.