My blinker coming on is not my way of saying "hey, you, there's this big open space right there, you should speed up and get into it before someone else does"
My blinker is my way of saying "I plan on moving my car into the space right there in a short time frame. I wanted you to know so you don't smack into me as I make this transition"
I tell you this because it would seem you thought the first thing was true. But it's not. So don't be a douche and speed up when you see me wanting to change lanes. 'Cause someday I'm gonna stop caring about my car and just smack into you. And laugh.
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