Dear Whoever it is who has to write the warning labels on household products to make sure people don't do something stupid and die, IE the hot coffee carafe/container that warns you (among other things) to not hold said item above someone else's head- for fear you will drop it on them:
I'm sorry your job is making it harder for natural selection to do it's job.
I'm also sorry your job requires you to figure out what's the most idiotic thing a person could do with any given item and then warn them not to do it- cause that sounds really boring.
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