shoes

Dear Dude working the shoe dept. in Sports Authority, who, after getting in the way about 5 times and staring at women who said they didn't need any help, started hitting on one (very good looking, granted) lucky lady with lines like "well, if I was running from you, I'd want the worst shoes so you could catch me":

Don't do that.

Really, besides being really unprofessional, it is just flat out creepy.

Very, very creepy.