pecs

Dear Dude, strutting the "I've got big muscles" strut thru the gym wearing an epically sleeveless shirt:

First of all, when there's so little on the side of your shirt that its more of a tiny poncho, you might as well just not wear one.

Second of all, go ahead, take that shirt off..... you are one of the few people allowed. Because Sir, you have EARNED that strut with those pecs and abs....

I'm just sayin'.