kneesocks

Dear Lady in the locker room at the gym, who is CLEARLY in her mid to late 30s:

Ok, look, this might sound kind of mean, but really, you need to hear this- you are TOO old to carry the knee socks, loafers, and pleated skirt look. pretty much anyone over 23, or not a playmate, should opt out of that look. Especially at work.

Really.

Let it go.