flinging

Dear Dude running in Hollywood, with an arm flinging style that reminds me of a 5 yr old in the playground:

I would bash on this, except the smile on your face indicated you were having a TON of fun running this way, so instead I applaud it.

You go with your arm flinging self, Sir.

kneesocks

Dear Lady in the locker room at the gym, who is CLEARLY in her mid to late 30s:

Ok, look, this might sound kind of mean, but really, you need to hear this- you are TOO old to carry the knee socks, loafers, and pleated skirt look. pretty much anyone over 23, or not a playmate, should opt out of that look. Especially at work.

Really.

Let it go.

cracks

Dear Dude riding his bike down Highland Ave yesterday mid-morning:

While I admire you using your bike to get around and run errands or whatever, I'm gonna have to insist upon either better fitting pants, OR a belt. 'Cause Dude- 4 inches of a sweaty ass crack is NEVER a good look.

NEVER.