You are a self absorbed prick of a teenager and I hope you fall off your crap ass skateboard, sprain your ankle badly, and someone immediately kicks it, really hard.
And then someone else laughs at your pain.
And your hair is terrible.
6/29/10
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Dear 14/15 yr old Dude sitting in the middle seat, next to me, on the plane, who brought nothing to entertain himself, so he felt it was ok to look over my shoulder as I worked a word puzzle, or changed songs on my iPod, then (while goofing with his skateboard) kicked me directly in the ankle joint that was recently sprained and still painful, Oh, and as we Landed, pointed out the window on my other side- successfully put his pointing finger directly in my face- 3 TIMES:
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you know what's funny, if you were also 14, you could have kicked him back and called him a "douche." To his face.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to invent something called "a little privacy". It's going to be a roll-down screen you can adhere with suction cups to put between you and a passenger. Next, I will invent the "kick back" which gives a shock to anyone who makes rough contact with your seatback or headrest.
I will invest in both of those plans!!!
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