general note

An open letter to Dudes everywhere:

If people can smell your cologne on the elevator 2 floors after you get off- you are wearing too much of it.

If people can smell your cologne 30 seconds after you walk past them on the street, you are wearing too much of it.

If people can smell your cologne so strongly it makes them feel like they are tasting it, you are wearing too much of it.

If people can smell your cologne while standing 20 ft away from you, you are wearing too much of it.

Oh- and cologne is NOT a replacement for deodorant, EVER.

Please, take note and apply this new knowledge.

The community as a whole will like you better.