I started this as a way to vent- and it seems other people appreciated it, so now I am formalizing my letters to some of the unloved in the world. They must be unloved or someone else would have told them this stuff already.
2/9/10
cranky
Dear Lady at mile 7 of the 1/2 marathon who was speed walking the entire thing and was yelling at the official van driving up the route "get off the road!":
Um, the van is trying to take a hurt person off the road, maybe you should just sorta relax a little and move 4 ft to the right to get outta the way. It seriously will NOT affect your time, I promise.
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