Dear Lady in the rest room who clearly isn't having the best day:
In the amount of time it took me to wash my hands, I heard you sigh HEAVILY 4 times. It is 10:45 am. We work at jobs where we make cartoons. It just CAN'T be that bad.
Or just a day off.
'Cause the Automatic towel dispenser is really not that upsetting. It just isn't.