Dear Ladies who are in the middle age and decide for vacation they're loosen up and wear capri pants (usually the wrong length) with white sneakers:
Please, PLEASE, make it stop.
I know you're on vacation- you know how? Because you're wearing the middle aged lady vacation outfit- more casual then slacks, but less revealing then shorts. Shoes that show you're willing to walk places.
Here's the truth- this situation makes you look heavier, older and less likely to do anything really fun or interesting while you're here.
Let's either brave the shorts, or go for a long skirt, shall we? break out of the mold ladies- Prove you're not a victim to societies judgements. Allow your legs to look their normal length and size. be Brave.
I started this as a way to vent- and it seems other people appreciated it, so now I am formalizing my letters to some of the unloved in the world. They must be unloved or someone else would have told them this stuff already.
8/9/12
8/1/12
Snarks a lot
Dear Lady telemarketer who was super snarky with me after I listened and then declined the offer politely and civilly:
You suck. You make it so everyone hates people in your industry. Now, I'm going to be totally rude to the next person I mistakenly answer the phone for. I will now laugh loudly and hang up on them mid-sentence. You have done this to whoever that person is with your rudeness and inability to just accept your verbal fate after my declining your offer 5 times.
Way to go ass hat.
You suck. You make it so everyone hates people in your industry. Now, I'm going to be totally rude to the next person I mistakenly answer the phone for. I will now laugh loudly and hang up on them mid-sentence. You have done this to whoever that person is with your rudeness and inability to just accept your verbal fate after my declining your offer 5 times.
Way to go ass hat.
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